2 women talking in heavan

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    2 women talking in heavan

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    Two Women Talking in Heaven
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    > 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    > 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
    >
    > 1st woman: I froze to death.
    > 2nd woman: How horrible!
    >
    > 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
    > began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
    > you?
    > 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
    > That my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
    > act.
    > But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    >
    > 1st woman: So, what happened?
    > 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
    > that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
    > attic
    > and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
    > and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
    > everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with
    > a
    > heart attack and died.
    >
    > 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
    > be alive.
     
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    Ah thats cold, literaly
     
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