3 CA Surgeons

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  1. SaddleSarge

    SaddleSarge New Member

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    **Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost sever fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."**

    **The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."**

    **The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs! Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."**
     
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    HAHAHA!!! That's great! If only the doctor had sewn her mouth shut:D
     
  4. SaddleSarge

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    But then....she'd be....CONSTIPATED! :eek::eek:
     
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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: HAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah, ol Blinky is another one that needs to lay off the Ex-Lax:p
     
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    oh, dear........ I can see this thread could get real ugly real fast lol.... of course, the topic DOES lend itself.........
     
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