3 in 1 oil

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  1. 1952Sniper

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    will270win
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    (1/31/03 7:35:38 pm)
    Reply 3 in 1 oil
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    " Poor Ole Boudreaux "
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    > > > > Way down in dat old swamp known as
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    > > > > Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady
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    > > > > had been pregnant for some time, and
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    > > > > now the time had come. So, he brought
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    > > > > her to the doctor, and the doctor began to
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    > > > > deliver the baby. She had a little boy.
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    > > > > The doctor looked over at Boudreaux and
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    > > > > said, "Hey Boudreaux! You just had you a son!"
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    > > > > Ain't dat grand!!
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    > > > > Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the
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    > > > > doctor spoke up and said, Hold on!
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    > > > > We ain't finished yet!" The doctor
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    > > > > then delivered a little girl.
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    > > > >
    > > > > He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you a
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    > > > > daughter!" She a pretty lil tang, too.
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    > > > > Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by
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    > > > > this, and then the doctor said, "Hold
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    > > > > on, we still ain't got done yet!"
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    > > > > The doctor then delivered another
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    > > > > boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just
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    > > > > had youself another boy!
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    > > > > When Boudreaux and his wife went home with
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    > > > > their three children, he sat down with his wife
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    > > > > and said, "Mama, you remember dat night that we
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    > > > > ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat
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    > > > > dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
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    > > > > She said, "Yeah, I do."
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    > > > >
    > > > > Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good tang we didn't use no
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    > > > > WD-40!


    270abolt
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    (1/31/03 8:25:30 pm)
    Reply Re: 3 in 1 oil
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    Never question a coonasses ingenuity........


    warpig883
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    (1/31/03 8:30:44 pm)
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    O got some Slick 50

    Ignorance is a crime in 49 states. In the other one it is bliss.


    kdub01
    *TFF Senior Staff*
    Posts: 1943
    (1/31/03 10:14:17 pm)
    Reply Re: 3 in 1 oil
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    Good thing they hadn't used Marvel Mystery Oil!!
    "Keep Off The Ridgeline"
     
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