"A Blonde In Church"

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by EddieS1967, Apr 21, 2010.

  1. EddieS1967

    EddieS1967 Member

    Jan 29, 2009
    It is all in the interpretation, or so it would seem:

    A Blonde in Church

    An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this
    congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan." This
    is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
    tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

    Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
    this Christian Family

    No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face
    me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and
    in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
    transgression.' Again all was quiet.

    Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
    traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
    quivered as she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible
    misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux

    Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard

    under the sheets.'

    The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation

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