A guy from Chicago...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, Jun 13, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Dec 14, 2003
    A wicked Chicago man died and went to the place all wicked people go. The Devil decided to shove him in a room and cranked the heat and humidity up. The man smiled. When the Evil One asked why the man was smiling he said, "Just like Chicago in Spring."

    So the Most Evil One cranked up the heat and humidity more. The man removed his coat, smiled, and said, "Just like Chicago in Summer."

    This time the Destroyer of Beauty cranked the heat and humidity to maximum. The man removed his shirt and tie and said, "Just like Chicago in August."

    The Devil then got an idea. He shut off the heat and turned on the air conditioning. The room froze in seconds. Ice was everywhere. Polar bears hid in dens because it was so cold. Satan, confident he had finally won, peaked in the man's room only to find the man cheering and partying frantically...

    "The Cubs won the World Series! The Cubs won the World Series!"
  2. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

    Apr 15, 2009
    Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest
    The punch line took me a second or two. LOL:D

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