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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely
sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman
could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned, yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive
stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she
could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and
whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one
condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly
removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into
his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and
slowly and meaningfully said....


"Clean my house."
 
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