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    low2go
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    (6/3/01 7:21:02 am)
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    Cowboy boots


    A lady goes into a bar and sees a Texas cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever
    seen. The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.

    The cowboy says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

    The woman figures why not and spends the night with him. The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

    Blushing he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services before."
    To this the woman says, "Well don't be, take this money and buy you some boots that fit!"

    homer4
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    (6/3/01 6:46:07 pm)
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    Hahahahahahahahaha! So not everything is big in Texas,EH! Goodun Chief!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

    TShooters
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    (6/4/01 10:35:19 am)
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    Well..the cowboy boots are bigger!

    Sharon

    TEXAS MIDGET

    There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his
    buddy that his cajones (testicles) ached almost all the time.
    As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend
    finally suggested that he go to the doctor to see what could
    be done to relieve the problem. The midget took his advice
    and went to the doctor to see what the problem was.

    The doctor told him to drop his pants so he could have a look.
    The midget dropped his pants and the doctor put him up onto
    the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put
    one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn
    his head and cough, the usual method to check for hernia.
    "Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the
    right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
    "Ahhha!" said the doctor as he reached for his surgical
    scissors.

    Snip, snip,snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side.
    Then snip, snip, snip, snip, sip, snip, snip
    on the left side. The midget was so scared he was
    afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the
    snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the
    midget to pull up his pants to see if his cajones still
    ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
    around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no
    longer aching.

    "Gee, what did you do Doc?" he asked.

    The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your
    cowboy boots."


    Misterstan
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    (6/4/01 1:31:02 pm)
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    A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced, "a typical Texas" baby boy, weighing 25 pounds.

    Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Yehaaa!" was heard.

    A woman faints due to sympathy pains.

    Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says: "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

    The proud father answers: "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."

    The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says: "Had him circumcised."

    Stan Lambert
    St. Clair Shores, Michigan

    homer4
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    (6/4/01 4:01:42 pm)
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    Hahahahahahahahaha! AH! ME!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.