Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Feb 22, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Springs and was a bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see
    advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual
    I looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Vern -a very handsome man with assorted physical
    skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in
    all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs,
    dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I
    could bounce a quarter off his well oiled butt.... you get
    the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give him a
    ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded
    sooo sexy!
    Afraid I would lose my
    nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you
    give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room
    and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
    I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I
    want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
    implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
    you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
    heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and
    whipped cream, anything and everything
    baby. Now
    how does that

    He says, "Oh my
    Goodness... that sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to
    press 9 for an outside line."
  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    You sure this wasn't you, Chief?

    Not there's anything wrong with that.

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