A Little Office Prayer

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    nighthawk
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    (10/19/01 12:03:32 pm)
    | Del All A Little Office Prayer
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    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

    The courage to change the things I cannot accept

    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off

    And also, help me to be careful of the of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I might have to kiss tomorrow

    Help me to always give 100% at work
    12% on Mondays
    23% on Tuesdays
    40% on Wednesday
    20% on Thursdays
    5% on Fridays

    And help me remember.....

    When I"m having a bad day, and it seems that people are really trying to piss me off

    That it takes 42 muscles to frown

    but only 4 to extend my finger and tell them to F**K OFF!

    Amen


    TShooters
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    (10/19/01 4:31:12 pm)
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    Re: A Little Office Prayer
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    he he he, Stan H.!

    Good one! Only four muscles, eh??

    Sharon