A man goes to see a Rabbi...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

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    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

    The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

    The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

    The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

    The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"
     
  2. gaowlpoop

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    It is rumored or a legend that Lady Aster and Winston Churchill were having dinner at a party one evening. Lady Aster said "Winston, If you were my husband I would poison your tea".

    To which Winston Church hill replied; "Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it".

    Supposedly a true story.
     

  3. TranterUK

    TranterUK Guest

    It has been of my limited experience of religious leaders that it is Rabbis who lead with a sense of humour.

    My tag line 'a little silliness' I was told came from the Torah. Though he may have been joking. :)