A PUSSY-CAT STORY.....

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  1. rooter

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    You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like > 'em! > > > > We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a > night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put > the cat in the backyard. > > > > We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we > opened the front door to leave the house. > > > > The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the > cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. > > > > My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs > upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the > driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to > the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say > Goodbye to my mother.' > > > > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we > drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with > a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her > by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching > me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the > back yard!' > > > > The cab driver hit a parked car.
     
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