A Retiring General

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by BullShoot, Oct 13, 2010.

  1. BullShoot

    BullShoot New Member

    May 9, 2010
    missouri ozarks
    The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early
    retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his
    full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
    between any two parts of the general's body, with the general getting to
    select any pair of points he wished.

    The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension man to
    measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked
    out with a check of $720,000.

    The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip of
    his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out with a check
    for $960,000.

    When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to measure,
    he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to the bottom of my

    The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like to
    reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two generals had
    received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert said that would be
    fine, but that he'd better get the medical officer to do the measuring.

    The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the pants. He
    did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and
    began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where are your testicles?"

    The general replied, "In Vietnam."
  2. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009

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