A unique story

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by satellite66, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. satellite66

    satellite66 New Member

    Oct 6, 2004
    Central NJ
    The pastor asked if any one in the congregation would like to
    express praise for answered prayers.

    A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a
    praise. Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck
    and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and
    the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

    You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation
    as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced. She continued, "Jim
    was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible
    pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation. They were
    able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's scrotum and wrap
    wire around it to hold it in place."

    Again, the men in the congregation squirmed uncomfortably as
    they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Jim. And the wife, "Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with
    time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with

    Thunderstruck by the wife's account, the pastor slowly rose and
    hesitantly asked if any one else had anything to say.

    A man rose and timidly walked to the podium. He announced, "Hi,
    I'm Jim and I want to tell my wife, ONCE AGAIN, the word is STERNUM."
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    :D :D :D

    I get a good chuckle every time I see this one.....

  3. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas
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