All Never lie to your Mom

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by warpig, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. warpig

    warpig Guest

    V.I.P. Member
    Posts: 482
    (4/17/02 7:23:35 am)
    Reply | Edit | Del All Never lie to your Mom

    Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner.
    During the course of the
    meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing
    how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was.
    Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a
    relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
    had only made her more curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the
    two react, Mrs. Hester
    started to wonder if there was more between Brian
    and Stephanie than met the eye.

    Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I
    know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
    Stephanie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
    "Ever since your mother
    came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
    beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she
    took it, do you?"

    Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an
    e-mail just to be sure." So he
    sat down and wrote:
    "Dear Mother,
    I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
    from the house;
    I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy
    ladle. But the fact remains
    that one has been missing ever since you were here
    for dinner.

    Love, Brian"

    Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
    mother that read:
    "Dear Son,
    I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie,
    I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with
    But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her
    own bed, she
    would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom"

    V.I.P. Member
    Posts: 652
    (4/17/02 9:48:01 am)
    Reply | Edit | Del Re: Never lie to your Mom
    Sxsman -

    Now, THAT'S a good joke!

    Thanks fer postin' it!

    *TFF Staff*
    Posts: 1768
    (4/17/02 12:12:40 pm)
    Reply | Edit | Del Re: Never lie to your Mom
    Yeah, that's for sure she'd find it stuck in her A$$.


    Posts: 18
    (4/17/02 6:06:29 pm)
    Reply | Edit | Del Re: Never lie to your Mom
    GG Unless Brian found it first.

    SXS hope ya don't mind had to steal this one and email it to my m..... er, someone I know.

    Different name
    V.I.P. Forum Host
    Posts: 1697
    (4/17/02 9:20:11 pm)
    Reply | Edit | Del
    Re: Never lie to your Mom
    AND, "WHO's been sitting in MY Chair??"

    "Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes, and seeing them gratified. He or she that labors in any great or laudable undertaking has his or hers fatigues first supported by hope, and afterwards rewarded by joy. To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity."

    Charlie D
    After all, it is the mark of an educated mind to
    be able to entertain a thought without
    accepting it....