Bacon tree

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glens67, May 18, 2011.

  1. glens67

    glens67 Well-Known Member

    Dec 19, 2010
    Middleton, ID
    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

    "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon..ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

    "Pepe.. Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo... What ees it? "

    "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees



    Ees a ham bush....."

    SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldnt help it!

  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
    Don't be sorry, it is quite good :D

  3. permafrost

    permafrost Active Member

    Feb 24, 2010
    Oklahoma, USA
    It's ok, really. You've been pumping them out fast and furious all night and I think its wearing you down. Relax, get a cold adult beverage, sip it slowly then start up again. This is a difficult undertaking you've laid out for youself, so an occasion misstep is to be expected. Go now , and rest your feverish brow.
  4. nynomad

    nynomad Member

    Apr 8, 2010
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