Bad news and worse news

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  1. lead

    lead Well-Known Member

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    After getting bloodwork and a checkup at a doctor's office, a man gets a phone call from the doctor.
    "I've got bad news and worse news." he says. "The bad news is, you've only got 24 hours to live."
    "That's terrible news," the man says, "what could be worse then that?"
    The doc says, "I forgot to call you yesterday."
     
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    That's just like a doctor. :D :D
     
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    :eek: Hope the guy didn't pay his bill! :)
     
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