Beer Engages Mouth.

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  1. johnnyehlers

    johnnyehlers Member

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    I was in a pub last Saturday night. Had a few....and noticed two very large women at the bar.
    They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you ladies from Scotland?"

    One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

    So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

    That's all I remember
     
  2. rcairflr

    rcairflr Well-Known Member

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    Very funny, good one.
     

  3. JohnHenry

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    Thanks John .... That's the best I've read this week .
     
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    Gun Geezer Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, I now have coffee running from my nose, down my shirt and all over my keyboard. It was worth every drop.
     
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    BDJ Active Member

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    Thats a swell joke.:lmao2::lmao2::thumbsup:
     
  7. Brisk44

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    Hahahahahahahaha!
     
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    Donna and I got a kick out of that one.
     
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