Beer, it's good for you.

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  1. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

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    One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers............
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    I knew it...I just knew it...but nobody listened
     

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    "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there,
    and I'm wearin' Alpo underwear." (Norm)
     
  5. navis128

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    ...but Norm wasn't a Postman :confused:
     
  6. red14

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    No, but he was funny.
     
  7. Eddie N

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    Time for a few (dozen) beers!!!:D
     
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    By Cliff's theory every Sat. night by 1 AM I AM A GENIUS.
     
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    Beer has more food value than a glass of milk. Try to convince your Mother of that when in high school. Did not work for me.
     
  10. wpage

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    Beer is great...
    Every man on earth cant be wrong!
     
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    and the girls always get better looking at closing time!!!
     
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