Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Guest, Mar 1, 2003.

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    (5/30/01 7:12:04 pm)
    | Del All BEER SMARTS--.
    Subject: Beer Smart
    > I know you have read or heard this wisdom before, but
    > I have not seen anyone explain it as well as Cliff
    > Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at
    > Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
    > To his buddy Norm. And here's how it went.
    > "Well ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo
    > can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
    > the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
    > at the back that are killed first."
    > "This natural selection is good for the herd as a
    > whole, because the general speed and health of the
    > whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
    > the weakest members."
    > "In much the same way, the human brain can only
    > operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
    > intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells,
    > but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
    > cells first."
    > "In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
    > the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
    > more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
    > smarter after a few beers."

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    (5/30/01 8:57:44 pm)
    | Del Re: BEER SMARTS--.
    I don't have a problem with that.Pure logic.

    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

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    (5/31/01 7:09:28 am)
    | Del Re: BEER SMARTS--.
    Sounds damn good to me!! LOL!!