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low2go
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(5/30/01 7:12:04 pm)
| Del All BEER SMARTS--.
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Subject: Beer Smart
>
> I know you have read or heard this wisdom before, but
> I have not seen anyone explain it as well as Cliff
> Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at
> Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
> To his buddy Norm. And here's how it went.
>
> "Well ya see Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo
> can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
> the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
> at the back that are killed first."
>
> "This natural selection is good for the herd as a
> whole, because the general speed and health of the
> whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of
> the weakest members."
>
> "In much the same way, the human brain can only
> operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
> intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells,
> but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
> cells first."
>
> "In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
> the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
> more efficient machine. That's why you always feel
> smarter after a few beers."
>

homer4
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Posts: 698
(5/30/01 8:57:44 pm)
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I don't have a problem with that.Pure logic.


HICK!
...and two hard boiled eggs.

LarryJK
Senior Chief Moderator III
Posts: 58
(5/31/01 7:09:28 am)
| Del Re: BEER SMARTS--.
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Sounds damn good to me!! LOL!!
 
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