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    (10/17/01 1:09:06 pm)
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    Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who attempts to go to the bathroom on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator.

    Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

    I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going
    to be attacked.

    So it must be true

    Always Faithful

    Edited by: Winter11 at: 10/17/01 2:10:02 pm

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    (10/17/01 3:06:41 pm)
    | Del
    Re: BEWARE!!! WARNING!!!

    KICK ASS U.S.A.!

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    (10/17/01 4:14:15 pm)
    | Del Re: BEWARE!!! WARNING!!!
    This cracks me up...........
    Geno G God Bless America

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    (10/17/01 7:03:32 pm)
    | Del BEWARE!!! WARNING!!!
    I thought alligators were those reams of rubber
    tire tread that fly off truckers' tires, and lay in
    wait in the middle of highways and interstates.
    I always watch out for those!