Bill Clinton & Beer Cans

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Shizamus, Jul 19, 2003.

  1. Shizamus

    Shizamus New Member

    Jun 27, 2001
    When Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham first got married, Bill said, "I am
    putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

    In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the
    afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she
    lifted the lid and peeked inside.

    In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the
    box and put it back under the bed.

    Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why
    there even was such a box with such contents.

    That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.

    After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
    confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise
    and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation
    was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3
    beer cans in the box?

    Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
    deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an
    empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."

    Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am
    very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are
    addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad
    considering your problem."

    Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
    peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all
    that money in the box?"

    Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
    them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash
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