Black Eyes

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  1. Sgt Shultz II

    Sgt Shultz II Active Member

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    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
    The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.”
    “Where did you get the other shiner?” the boss asked.

    “Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”
     
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  2. Virginia Patriot

    Virginia Patriot Well-Known Member

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    Over thinking will get you into trouble! :lol:
     
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  3. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

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    Dang, that was gross, but I chuckled anyway..... even more crude of me, but I
    could picture in my minds eye a certain gal fitting for that action!!!! Chief
     
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    sparkyv Well-Known Member

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    If the lady in the pew in front of me has a letter in her mailbox, I just leave it alone!
     
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