Booze Quotes

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Diamondback, Oct 24, 2012.

  1. Diamondback

    Diamondback Well-Known Member

    Sep 24, 2009
    Silver City, Oklahoma
    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
    - Frank Sinatra

    Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls.
    - Timothy Walsh

    A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
    - Anonymous

    What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
    - W.C. Fields

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
    - Henny Youngman

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    - Stephen Wright

    When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven...
    - Brian O'Rourke

    You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline... it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
    - Frank Zappa

    Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
    - Winston Churchill

    Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
    - Dave Barry

    The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
    - Humphrey Bogart
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