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A man on his Harley was riding along a

California beach when suddenly the sky

clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you

have tried to be

faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."


The biker pulled over and said, "Build a

bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."


God replied, "Your request is materialistic;

think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete

and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is

hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how

she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."


God replied: "You want two lanes or four on

that bridge...?"
 

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True story here
I married a lady and brought her to the USA from Italy. At the time I had several friends that drank hard. I introduced her to one of my friends mid evening after he had already had enough. He was serious when he told her he would love to visit Italy as soon as they build a bridge from here to there
 
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