Broke Back Tavern

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by muley, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. muley

    muley New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
    A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar.
    What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,

    " What's the name of your willy?"

    The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
    All I want is a drink."

    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you
    Tell me the name of your Willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for
    the slogan 'Just Do It.'

    That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS,

    because 'It really satisfies.' "

    The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
    give him a second to think it over.

    So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a
    beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and
    Says with a smile, "TIMEX.." The thirsty cowboy asks,"Why Timex?"
    The fella proudly replies, "
    'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

    A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
    happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you
    guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,

    "FORD, because 'Quality is Job
    One'." Then he adds, "Have you
    Driven a Ford lately?"

    The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....

    'Like a Rock!'" And gives a wink!

    Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he
    comes up with a name for his manhood...

    Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,"The name of my
    willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

    The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks,

    "Why Secret?"

    The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE
    :eek: :eek:
  2. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    :D :D :D :D :D

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  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    ;) Only kind of cowboy, I'd want to know :D
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