California vs. Texas

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by medicinemanwy, Jul 23, 2010.

  1. medicinemanwy

    medicinemanwy New Member

    Sep 2, 2007
    Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

    #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
    and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is

    #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and
    spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

    #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
    testing it for diseases.

    #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
    diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

    #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
    services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear
    of dangerous animals.

    #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
    awareness" program for residents of the area.

    #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
    handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

    #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
    and for letting the Governor intervene.

    #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

    #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the

    Texas :

    #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent
    $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead

    Any wonder why California is broke????


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