Cant beat them ol gals

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, May 10, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby.
    The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise.
    After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule
    that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his

    After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
    congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the

    There was much yelling and bickering about how much the
    clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally,
    the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is
    an act of God!"

    Silence fell on the congregation.

    In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her
    frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when
    we get too much, we wear rubbers.
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