Cheaper than suppositories

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Pistolenschutze, Apr 2, 2009.

  1. If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

    "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

    If that doesn't scare the s**t out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

    There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public service. ;)
     
  2. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:D ROTF :eek: Running to the bathroom!
     

  3. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    Great now I need a new pair of underware, thanks alot
     
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  5. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    I'm losing weight. Bulemia? If I don't stop puking, I'm going to just waste away.

    Pops
     
  6. Nighthawk

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