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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Nighthawk, Jan 21, 2008.

  1. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas
    A group of country friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church
    >> wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The
    >> lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Al and
    >> Janet to be the hosts - Janet wanted to outdo all the others.

    >> Janet decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But, mushrooms are
    >> expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too high."
    >> He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those
    >> mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."
    >> She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."

    >> He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK."
    >> Soooo - Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed,
    >> sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the
    >> back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot
    >> ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild
    >> mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.
    >> The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from
    >> town to help her serve. She had on a white apron and a fancy little cap
    >> on her head.
    >> After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played 42 &
    >> Mexican dominoes.

    >> About then, the helper lady from town came in and whispered in
    >> Janet's ear. She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot just died."
    >> Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the
    >> doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, "That's bad, but
    >> I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will
    >> be there as quick as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will
    >> pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them
    >> calm."

    >> Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.
    >> The EMTs & the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.
    >> One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema,
    >> and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor
    >> came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now," and he left.
    >> They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room, and
    >> about this time, the helper lady came in and said, "You know, that fella
    >> that ran over Ol Spot never even stopped! "
  2. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point

  3. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

    Nov 15, 2006
    North Idaho
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