Computer Problems!

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    Tac401
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    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired:
    "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said,
    "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out .....:
    I D 1 0 T .
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    I think TLynn knows about them.

    I got her on that one a couple years ago
    Don't blame yourself or anyone else for your mistakes or the downfalls of the USA. BLAME PRESIDENT BUSH.

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    My wife was helping me set up my first computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told me that I would need to enter a password.

    Being I was in a rather amorous mood, I figured I would try for the "shock effect" to bring my passion to my wife's attention.

    So, when the computer asked me to enter a password, I made it plainly obvious to my wife that I was keying in "P...E...N...I...S".

    My wife fell off her chair laughing when the following message appeared on the monitor:

    ***PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH***



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    Just like a service guy to NOT tell you how to fix it next time, wants to charge for the next service call.

    I do think I have had that problem in the past though. Duh

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    PEBKAC

    PROBLEM

    EXISTS

    BETWEEN

    KEYBOARD

    AND

    CHAIR

    Edited by: twins at: 12/30/02 6:14:11 am