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cointoss 2
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(2/4/03 10:58:44 am)
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Conservative or Liberal?
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Great illustration on how conservatives and liberals might react
differently when faced with a threat of deadly violence.


Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife
comes
around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In
your
hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is
inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
What about
the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife
out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it
possible
he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me
or
would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and
hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to

a conclusion.




Conservative Answer:

BANG!

Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
think?"


Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!


cointoss2

outdoorsman260
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(2/4/03 4:04:12 pm)
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That's a good one

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IShootBack
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Posts: 80
(2/7/03 5:34:10 pm)
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Yup, sounds like the anti-war crowd would fit into the liberal group.

Liberal
"Lets wait and see how the inspectors do in their next round of inspections. I'm sure Iraq has nothing to hide"

Conservative
"Take'em all out, build disney world and nascar tracks. Open 7-11's on every corner. Walmart in every town. Playboy for the men, Cosmo for the women. Free soap and deodorant...."
Guns cause crime, like spoons made Rosie fat
 
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