Crimson Tide? or Ol Miss?? gotta luv them sothern schools

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Aug 27, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    > Well, it seems these two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided
    > >>they should go to college so they could get ahead.
    > >>
    > >>Bubba went in first, and the professor advises him to take
    > >>Math, History, and Logic.
    > >>"What's Logic?" Bubba asked.
    > >>"Well, let me give you an example," said the professor.
    > >>"Do you own a weed-eater?"
    > >>
    > >>"Sure do," the redneck responded.
    > >>"Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard," the
    > professor
    > >>went on.
    > >>"That's real good," said the redneck, in awe.
    > >>"Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a
    > house.
    > >>Is that right?"
    > >>"GAWL-LEE!" the redneck shouted.
    > >>"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take
    > >>care of by yourself,
    > >>logic dictates that you have a wife. Right?"
    > >>"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" Bubba is catching on now.
    > >>"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are
    > >>heterosexual rather than homosexual. Is that right?"
    > >>"You are absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thang I
    > ever
    > >>heerd of. I can't wait to take this here logic class!"
    > >>Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into
    > the
    > >>hallway where Cooter is still waiting. "So what classes are ya
    > takin"?
    > >>Cooter asks.
    > >>"Math, History, and Logic," replied Bubba.
    > >>"What in tarnation is logic?" asks Cooter.
    > >>"Let me give you an example," Bubba says. "Do you own a
    > weed-eater?"
    > >>"No." says Cooter.
    > >>"You're Queer, aintcha?"

  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
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