> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. > > Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the > bedroom closet to watch. > > The woman's husband also comes home. > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in > there already. > > The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' > The man says, 'Yes, it is.' > Boy: 'I have a baseball.' > Man: 'That's nice' > Boy: 'Want to buy it?' > Man: 'No, thanks.' > Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' > Man: 'OK, how much?' > Boy: '$250' > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in > the closet together. > > Boy: 'Dark in here.' > Man: 'Yes, it is.' > Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' > The lover, remembering the last time, > asks the boy, How much?' > Boy: '$750' > Man: 'Sold.' > > A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go > outside and have a game of catch.' > The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' > > The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' > Boy: '$1,000' > > The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like > that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to > church, to confession.' > > They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the > confessional booth and closes the door.. > > The boy says, 'Dark in here.' > The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again; you're in my closet now.'