dark in here

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    > A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
    >
    > Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the
    > bedroom closet to watch.
    >
    > The woman's husband also comes home.
    > She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
    > there already.
    >
    > The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
    > The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
    > Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
    > Man: 'That's nice'
    > Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
    > Man: 'No, thanks.'
    > Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
    > Man: 'OK, how much?'
    > Boy: '$250'
    >
    > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
    > the closet together.
    >
    > Boy: 'Dark in here.'
    > Man: 'Yes, it is.'
    > Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
    > The lover, remembering the last time,
    > asks the boy, How much?'
    > Boy: '$750'
    > Man: 'Sold.'
    >
    > A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go
    > outside and have a game of catch.'
    > The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
    >
    > The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
    > Boy: '$1,000'
    >
    > The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like
    > that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to
    > church, to confession.'
    >
    > They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
    > confessional booth and closes the door..
    >
    > The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
    > The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again; you're in my closet now.'
     
  2. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    I told that to my Catholic wife, she says you are just wrong!!! LOL
     

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