Eat, Drink and Be Merry

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, May 5, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Eat, Drink and Be Merry
    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer, eat lots of sausages and fats, and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


    Conclusion:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you!