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The Usher
> An elderly woman walked into the local country church.
> The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
> "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
> "The front row, please," she answered.
> "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
> "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
> "No," he said.
> "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
> "Do you know who I am?" he asked.
> "No," she said.
> "Good," he answered.
> An elderly woman walked into the local country church.
> The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
> "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
> "The front row, please," she answered.
> "You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
> "Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
> "No," he said.
> "I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
> "Do you know who I am?" he asked.
> "No," she said.
> "Good," he answered.
