EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    ...EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone brother
    2. He liked Gospel
    3. He didn't get a fair trial

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.

    3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with His hands
    2. He had wine with His meals
    3. He used olive oil

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut His hair
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time
    3. He started a new religion

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

    1. He was at peace with nature
    2. He ate a lot of fish
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.

    But the most compelling evidenceof all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

    AMEN !!
     
  2. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    Now see here, I'm Irish and I represent those traits. OHHHHH, sory.:eek::rolleyes::D
     

  3. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    I'm Irish and represent the last 2, and I'm also Italian and only use olive oil for cooking, and American Indian with the first 2 (I'm agnostic so go religious on me).
     
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