Five bucks

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Pistolenschutze, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

    "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eye as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?"
  2. muley

    muley New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!

    However, it ain't worth 5 pennies....... :D :D
  4. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
  5. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
  6. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    There is an old quote which came to mind. I can't remembver to whom to attribute it, but it goes like this" "I don't pay them for sex. I pay them to leave."

    Now, if Hillary would do that for $5, I'd sure chip in. :D

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