For the golfers among us

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, Jun 21, 2009.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

  2. Top Ten Signs You’re Golfing Too Much

    When you pick up something off the floor, you have to lean on your putter

    The only number on your speed dial is 1-800-TEETIME.

    You have your priorities in order: food, shelter, greens fees, job.

    You dream you go to prison but still get conjugal visits with your driver.

    You tell the lost motorist that the gas station is only a par 4 away on the left.

    You’d like to take off your glove but hey, why bother?

    Whenever you see a hole in the ground, you squat, squint and read the line.

    You’re vaguely aware of living with a woman, allegedly your wife

    You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.

    Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime.

    You know, Pops, another name for golf is "cow pasture billiards." :D;):p

  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    That golfers disease is almost as bad as what we gunowners get...:D
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