Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    Toward the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods, and found it in a patch of pretty yellow
    buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

    All of a sudden... POOF.!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!

    Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done , you won't have any
    butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

    THEN, POOF... She was gone.

    After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?"

    Fred yelled back, "I'm over here, in the pussywillows."

    Dave yelled back, "DON'T SWING, FRED!! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!"
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    I'm a gunna hafta borry that un, IB!

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