From Alabama???

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 22WRF, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. 22WRF

    22WRF Well-Known Member

    May 10, 2004
    Alabama Education

    It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test,
    his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to
    50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few
    mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20.

    Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100
    without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad
    how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are
    from Alabama, son."

    The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite
    the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through
    without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the
    alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again
    bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad,
    knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."

    The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers.
    Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed
    overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad,
    "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than
    theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked.

    "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."
  2. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    This is generally reported as a blonde joke, but is still funny either way. :D

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    That's GREAT!!

    I'll have to pass that along to my close District Attorney friend.

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  4. tuckerd1

    tuckerd1 Moderator Supporting Member

    Jun 12, 2001
    Paint Rock Valley, Alabama
    I thought it wuz bcuz his mama was a gorilla and his papa was Eddie! :D :D
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