Funnyemail I received.

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by TimeTraveler, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. TimeTraveler

    TimeTraveler New Member

    Aug 20, 2007
    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "'Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

    "'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

    "'Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man.

    "'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office."

    "Why is that?"

    "He's using it as a ceiling fan.." :D TT

  2. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    I just got done laughing potato chips all over my keyboard. Note to self don't read and eat at same time.`
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