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THIS WAS MY LAUGH FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
You should really be over sixty to even be allowed
to read this story. If you're not, just save it and read it again when
you are old enough to appreciate it.
A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks
into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very
well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave,
hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave,
well-looked-after image.
Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).
The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip,
turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?"
THIS WAS MY LAUGH FOR THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
You should really be over sixty to even be allowed
to read this story. If you're not, just save it and read it again when
you are old enough to appreciate it.
A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks
into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very
well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave,
hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave,
well-looked-after image.
Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).
The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip,
turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?"
