Golf Club...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

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    Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

    "Yes" says the woman.

    "Did you hit him with that golf club?"

    The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face. "Yes, yes, I did."

    "How many times did you hit him?"

    "I don't know, five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."
     
  2. oscarmayer

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