Good Point!

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    (8/13/01 5:16:21 pm)
    | Del All Good Point!
    This guy makes a good point here..he he he....

    I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
    female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck
    causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to
    avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
    enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped
    the woman off.

    "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I
    ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
    whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and
    here's why:

    * I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96
    miles each day.
    * Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
    * Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway
    so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that
    means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet
    per lane.
    * That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
    * That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424
    * Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to
    bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
    * That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I
    pass every day.
    * Statistically, half of these are driven by females,
    that's 18,000.
    * In any given group of females 1 in 28 has PMS.
    That's 642.
    * According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
    life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
    * According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
    all females have seriously considered suicide or
    homicide. That's 98.
    * And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's
    * According to the National Rifle Association 5%
    of all females carry weapons and this number is
    * That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
    least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks
    men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered
    suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

    Flip one off?....... I think not.

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    (8/13/01 10:03:38 pm)
    | Del Re: Good Point!
    I think he's a very smart man! What's his number??? lol!