Gun Safety in the home. Is there a need to hide your guns?

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    BlackGun
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    Both men and women have personal property that they like to
    keep to themselves, even after moving in with their partner.
    Some purposely hide such material for fear that the other may
    become upset with them over the item(s).

    Now I will not disclose any information about my personal
    possessions, but some men (and in many cases women, too) have
    a nice little collection of pornography, or what-have-you, that
    they like to keep hidden from their partners. Many fear the
    consequences that may result if their significant other finds
    the stash.
    Both men and women have personal property that they like to
    keep to themselves, even after moving in with their partner.
    Some purposely hide such material for fear that the other may
    become upset with them over the item(s) .

    Now I will not disclose any information about my personal
    possessions, but some men (and in many cases women, too) have
    a nice little collection of pornography, or what-have-you, that
    they like to keep hidden from their partners. Many fear the
    consequences that may result if their significant other finds
    the stash.

    However, I will assure you that few will suffer as much as a
    poor Vermont man for getting caught watching porn by his wife.
    After she found him enjoying a pornographic video, she became
    filled with rage and shot the man in the shoulder. After
    holding her husband at gunpoint and threatening to open fire
    on his genitals, she (to the relief of men everywhere) moved
    northward and blasted a bullet right through her 21-year-old
    hubby's shoulder, while their four children played in the next
    room.

    As a helpful tip to some of you men out there, you might want
    to think about being a little more open with your partner about
    your secret possessions... especially if you have any kind of
    firearm in your home.


    However, I will assure you that few will suffer as much as a
    poor Vermont man for getting caught watching porn by his wife.
    After she found him enjoying a pornographic video, she became
    filled with rage and shot the man in the shoulder. After
    holding her husband at gunpoint and threatening to open fire
    on his genitals, she (to the relief of men everywhere) moved
    northward and blasted a bullet right through her 21-year-old
    hubby's shoulder, while their four children played in the next
    room.

    As a helpful tip to some of you men out there, you might want
    to think about being a little more open with your partner about
    your secret possessions... especially if you have any kind of
    firearm in your home.

    I suffer from occasional loss of mental stability, and become very violent with only slight provocation. The Veterans Administration has determined that both mental and physical harassment of my person may be hazardous to your health and well being. So stay away from my Donuts!!

    BlackGUN


    tuckerd1
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    Steve, What kinda sauce you have for breakfast??!! lol!
    !!??tsafkaerb rof evah uoy ecuas adnik tahW ,evetS

    Edited by: tuckerd1 at: 12/12/02 12:29:52 pm


    Bob In St Louis
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    Uh, wow. Was I reading in circles? Was I reading in circles?

    I'm dizzy now. Guess I better go watch some porn and calm down.


    warpig883
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    21 years old and 4 kids. I guess I can see why she wanted him to keep sex of his mind


    21 years old and 4 kids. I guess I can see why she wanted him to keep sex of his mind


    In 49 states ignorance is a crime. In the other one it is bliss.

    Edited by: warpig883 at: 12/12/02 1:24:10 pm


    1952Sniper
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    I'm not worried about my wife shooting me. She doesn't even know how to load a gun, and she'd have a hard time figuring out which ammo goes in which gun. But she's tough enough that she'd just rip me limb from limb if she was PO'd enough.

    I'm not worried about my wife shooting me. She doesn't even know how to load a gun, and she'd have a hard time figuring out which ammo goes in which gun. But she's tough enough that she'd just rip me limb from limb if she was PO'd enough.
    Macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!


    Xracer
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    BG, you've been working too hard...too hard...too hard...too hard...too hard...


    LIKTOSHOOT
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    Porno movie

    Porno Movie

    Porno movie

    PORNO MOVIE



    That`s right, do it again....

    That`s right, do it again....

    That`s right, do it again....


    LTS

    LTS

    LTS


    ysacres
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    Copy,paste,enter.


    Copy,paste,enter.


    Copy,paste,enter.
    www.ysacre.com


    inplanotx
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    ROFLMAO

    ROFLMAO

    ROFLMAO

    tears flowing down my cheeks

    tears flowing down my cheeks

    tears flowing down my cheeks

    TWACK!
    Improvise...Adapt...Overcome


    AGunguy
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    Sorry, folks. For this unseemly story of porno lust that received a tragic ending about three times...I think.

    Blackgun got into the Bob's Best again and put on the pink tu tu with the soilded red garter and was jumped by a pack of slavering rabid dogs in his neighborhood. Sad to say his outfit was torn to ribbons...not mention some hangies were sorrely abused in the process.

    We expect him back on the job in a couple of weeks.

    Gunguy


    Zigzag2
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    huh?



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    "Tell the gossipers and liars I will see them in the fire" - Johnny Cash, Let the train whistle blow
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    Zigzag2
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    huh?
    huh?



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    Zigzag2
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    huh?
    huh?
    huh?



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    Zigzag2
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    What Blackgun said

    said


    said



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    Edited by: Zigzag2 at: 12/12/02 6:34:27 pm


    shooter22
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    !!!sdrawkcab ti daer uoy fi esnes sekam daerht sihT

    See translation below.
























    This thread makes sense if you read it backwards!!!

    Hey, Bin Lauden, our women can kick you butt!

    Edited by: shooter22 at: 12/12/02 7:25:58 pm


    shooter22
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    Ya know, reading this thread is kinda having the same affect I got from watching a Deep Purple video of "Highway Star". My only experience where I felt I was somehow experiencing the affects of speed and it was ooozing from the TV. Now my monitor.

    Party on Garth!

    Hey, Bin Lauden, our women can kick you butt!

    Edited by: shooter22 at: 12/12/02 7:27:05 pm


    Zigzag2
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    Party-on Wayne


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    There for a second, I thought I was having flashbacks.


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    Zigzag2
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    Hey Blackgun, where you is?



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    ruffitt
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    I think hez at the hospital getting his right shoulder fixed.

    I think hez at the hospital getting his right shoulder fixed.

    I think hez at the hospital getting his right shoulder fixed.

    Come on Steve,where ya be hidin at?
     
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