Having a bad day.

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by lawdawg, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. lawdawg

    lawdawg Member

    Jun 21, 2010
    South Alabama
    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
    trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
    "Come on, pansy," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was
    late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
    found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
    wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
    As I was leaving, the dog bit me."
    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I
    buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison
    dissolve; then you, you jerk show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon Think you are having a bad day? May 27, 2017
The Pump House Saloon Having the French as an ally Mar 15, 2015
The Pump House Saloon The difference between having Guts and having Balls... Jan 15, 2012
The Pump House Saloon The Best part about having kids! Playing with the "Box" they came in! Jan 11, 2012
The Pump House Saloon Increased Airport Security having "positive effect" on Marriages Nov 15, 2010