Hotter than _________

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  1. 38 special

    38 special New Member

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    Fill in the rest.I never heard many different (hotter than's) for some reason.I've heard "hotter than the hubs of hell" Never quite knew how that saying came to be.

    Hotter than---

    Colder than-----

    fasterthan---

    slower than---

    dumber than----

    happier than ---

    sadder than---
     
  2. Hotter than July 4th in west Texas.

    Colder than a well digger's butt in January.

    Faster than a Louisianan after the last mud bug of the season.

    Slower than a government check.

    Dumber than the American voters in the last election.

    Happier than 358 Winchester with a SPAM sandwich.

    Sadder than Crpdeth with no hot sauce.

    :D;)
     

  3. 45nut

    45nut Well-Known Member

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    Hotter than the 4th of July

    Colder than a witches teat in a brass bra

    Faster than a speeding bullet

    slower than molasses

    dumber than a box of rocks (fence post)

    happier than a pig in poop

    Sadder than a hound dog
     
  4. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

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    "I've heard "hotter than the hubs of hell" Never quite knew how that saying came to be".

    I suppose that it probably origanited when someone forgot to grease that old hub, and put their hand on it after pulling a load for a while!

    Hotter than---a pistol.

    Colder than-----a well diggers ass in Mt.

    fasterthan---the speed of light.

    slower than---molasses.

    dumber than----a Dodo.

    happier than ---a pig in slop.

    sadder than---someone who has just lost their best friend.
     
  5. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    hotter then a pistol barrel
    colder then a witches tit in a cast iron bra
    faster then snot
    slower then molasses
    dumber then a doorknob
    happier then a pig eaten slop
    sadder then an old hound
     
  6. Hotter than Texas asphalt

    Colder than an IRS agent's smile.

    Faster than kudzu growing in the spring

    Slower than a dial up Internet connection

    Dumber than a bag of hammers

    Happier than Glocknut with a new rifle :D

    Sadder than a Democrat with a draft notice
     
  7. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    Colder than an ex-wife's smile.
    Dumb as a rock.
     
  8. smokyhollowforge

    smokyhollowforge New Member

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    Hotter than a coal forge
    Colder than Lorena Bobbitt
    Faster than a rabbit
    Slower than a turtle
    Dumber than dirt
    Happier than a puppy with two pe**ers (sorry):D
    Sadder than a gun owner with no ammo:(
     
  9. Popgunner

    Popgunner Active Member

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    Finer than frog's hair.

    Happier than a hound up a bone tree.

    Busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin' contest.
     
  10. berto64

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    Dumber than the US Congress
    More stubborn than a Gov't mule
     
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