How Old?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2009
    Move between WA and points south
    Three mischievous Grandmas were
    sitting on a bench outside the nursing
    home when an old Great Grandpa, Jim M, walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
    'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'

    Billy said, 'There is no way you can guess my age!

    One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
    we can! Just drop your pants and
    undershorts and we can tell your
    exact age.'

    Embarrassed, but anxious
    to prove they couldn't do it,
    Billy dropped his drawers.

    The Grandmas asked him to first turn
    around a couple of times and then jump
    up and down several times. Determined
    to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they
    all said in unison, 'You're 93 years

    Standing with his pants down around
    his ankles, Billy asked, 'How in
    the world did you guess my age?'

    Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed.....

    'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'