How to get your point across.

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    Misterstan
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    (10/5/01 12:12:24 pm)
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    What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:

    1) Approach the dumb rich ignorant student talking about "peace" and saying there should be "no retaliation."

    2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military force is appropriate.

    3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

    4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."

    5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.

    6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he should not cause more violence.

    7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.

    8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.

    Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that sometimes it is necessary to punch back

    Misterstan


    Edited by: Misterstan at: 10/5/01 6:11:23 pm

    Winter11
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    (10/5/01 12:24:05 pm)
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    If ever this situation comes up again, now I know what to do... cause it seems talking and debating with them does nothing!

    Ya know... I get the feeling if I ever happened upon a group protesting war and all of you were there, there would be a lot of crying kids who, after pissing and shitting themselves from pure fear of your words and the absolute idea and possibility of what ya'll could do, they wouldn't even be able to look anyone in the eyes let alone stand up for their legs would proabably be shakin' like hell!!

    What a sight that would be -- I'd pay to see it!!


    Edited by: Winter11 at: 10/5/01 1:24:27 pm