How to Know if You're a Terrorist

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  1. sabashimon

    sabashimon New Member

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    I saw this elsewhere and thought I'd share:

    "YOU MAY BE A HAMAS TERRORIST IF..."

    1. You shoot rockets at civilians for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
    can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, never bathe, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
    your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
    setting off bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own several.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
     
  2. bcj1755

    bcj1755 New Member

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've seen that before, but it's STILL great!!!! Oh wait, I shouldn't be laughing...Achmed the Awful might get offended:rolleyes:

    Thanks man, I needed a good laugh tonight:D:D:D:D
     

  3. artabr

    artabr New Member

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  4. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    What if you're just the second part of #7?
     
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